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There are hundreds of reasons I won't follow you. Here are just a few. Feel free to add your own.
Created by Mike Phillips who you probably shouldn't follow

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You think I haven’t discovered that Twitter have bought Tweetdeck already and you share the “breaking” news anyway.

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You pontificate on social yet have never actually created anything.

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You start making lame Ash Cloud jokes. Again.

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You’re an accident claims management company. I mean, WTF are you doing on here?

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You think it’s smart to share the Marmite-Denmark story for the 400th time. I read the news you know.

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You describe yourself as a “social media strategy black belt.”

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You describe yourself as a ninja. Ninjas are covert and secretive.

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You refer to your followers as “tweeps”.

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All you do is RT other people. Get your own news and views.

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All of your tweets are questions

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